Fish in sequinned jackets

January 10, 2006

It’s in the past

Filed under: General

some events last night with old friends left me realising my life here carries far more valuable and loving friends.

for a long time I’ve had friends hwo place me second best. I try to treat people with the utmost respect, of course, I am guilty of not doing so from time to time, but when of these old friends jeopardises the way I treat a dear new friend, I question whether it’s worth it.

it made me realise who real friends are, and that real friends treat you well, and also that I’ve changed a lot (or maybe i am the same person, just flocked to better friends).

November 28, 2005

Long time no blog…

Filed under: General

So…much has been happening since I blogged last.

I moved house. To a much larger place, with a lovely land lord, and only a 10 minute train trip to Melbourne Central.
I met Darren Hayes at Rove. Yay! It was very exciting, and though I promised I’d be sensible, I wasn’t and flipped out silly when he called me darling.
I got a promotion. Ugh. don’t get me started on it. Not posting anything here about work as it could well get me sacked.
Picked up an 18 year old. Man, I have not been with an 18 year old since I was 18. He was so lame.
Picked up a 34 year old. 18…34…that’s extreme.
Been in hospital. Had five needles, and that’s great for me, being needle-phobic.

That’s about it. write to me.

June 23, 2005

Tax time

Filed under: General

I heard an ad on the radio on the weekend for a fake tan offer. It was promoting a winter sale,

In tying in their sale and products with the end of financial year, the voiceover on the ad said something along the lines of, ‘if you get a fake tan before 30 June, you may be able to write it off’.

I am assuming this means claiming as a tax deduction.

Hmmm….

Now which occupations would require fake tans to be mandatory for work- ie a work related expense?

Models
Celebrities
Television personalities
Fake tan sellers
People who work in the fitness industry (professional body builders)
Prostitutes

And that leaves the rest of us…

As if a regular blue collar/white collar worker can claim their fake tan on tax. The Tax Office website mentions nothing of claiming beauty products as a work related expense.

June 18, 2005

Dem bones

Filed under: class

This is a story that I wrote for Writing for the Media in observational writing style. It has not yet been marked.

When the vet administered my dog’s fatal injection the day before my Information Systems exam, I learnt the other powers of a vet. He granted me a medical certificate and I was able to use this as special consideration for my exam. My hardnosed lecturer obviously came home to have his dog greet him with his slippers and a dopey canine grin, as he accepted the medical certificate and allowed special consideration. Special consideration at university is hard to come by – you practically have to show a lecturer a phlegm sample or a video of your relative’s funeral before they agree to letting you hand your essay in late.

This day affirmed the sympathies society has towards grieving pet owners. The loss of a pet evokes distraught feelings in the toughest of people. It can reduce the most masculine males into the foetal position, sobbing uncontrollably. The understanding of the loss of a pet is universal. It is one of the hardest things that a person will ever have to attend to in their lifetime.

Five years ago my beloved curly coated retriever Curdy gave in to cancer. Curdy’s death was unexpected – he went from active to grave in 4 days. The vet stayed with him over night in the cold veterinary clinic. Curdy was caged and sedated, losing his dignity on urine soaked blanket, his squeaky yellow hedgehog the only connection he had with home.

The vet told us it would be best to have Curdy put down on a cold June day, the air icy with fleeting rain. Even vets are not sensitised to animal deaths.

My Dad and I brought Curdy home from the vet, his dead weight heavy on a Jackeroo picnic rug. On leaving, the vet asked if we wanted a plastic “doggy bag” to put him in, his unintentional humour a saviour at this sombre moment. The picnic rug was easier for us to lift the 50 kilos of fur and bones, still displaying puppy cuteness, out of the station wagon and down the muddy grounds of our acreage.

Dad had prepared Curdy’s grave earlier that morning, heaving with grief - each shovel strike confirming the afternoon’s outcome. He had wished he had a four legged companion to help him dig, as it seems that a dog does a better job than any human.

When Curdy had been placed in the grave, covered with a pair of Dad’s old work overalls that he loved more than the expensive toys we spoilt him with, Dad found that there was not enough soil to cover him. The lack of soil prolonged the arduous task.

There never seems to be enough soil to fill a hole that has been dug. By human or dog.

My parents are forever trying to patch up-turned pieces of shrubbery and vegetable garden my new dogs have taken to with their horticultural abilities. Jazz and Toby sense the wetter the day, the muddier the soil, and therefore the more fun it will be to bury and retrieve bones. With noses caked in red clay, they proudly show us their prize – a three week old maggoty marrow bone that they hid for a rainy day. Literally. Tails wagging and mouths salivating, they gambol off to gnaw and roll on their bones, leaving behind piles of dishevelled earth.

Last night my Mum told me a story that she tried to stifle for three days to avoid upsetting me. Jazz’s finest skill is posing charmingly so that we overlook her naughtiness. Secondly, if she was human, she would exceed in building demolition and excavation. Still, we forgive her the moment she sleeps upside down against the window, sunning herself with her legs wide apart.

Jazz’s latest feat was digging a giant hole and uncovering a set of bones that we had not bought from the butcher. Curdy’s bones. She had exhumed his grave – and the memory of that cold June day – and boasted her findings to my parents.

We cannot be angry at her – to a dog, all bones and their reason for burial cannot be differentiated.

June 16, 2005

spooky transportation

Filed under: General

As I was typing in my user name and password for The Age website, it somehow tranported me to Darren Hayes’ official website. Spooky…

June 15, 2005

Kurt Cobain

A good blog entry on the impact of Kurt Cobain.

I hate married people

Helen Razer writes about the impact that Kurt had on the contemporaries of the time, and how he succeeded through anti-establishmentarianism…well, establishment in the form of fame and celebrity, or rejection that of.

“He succeeded through a lack of effort. By virtue of not trying at all, Kurt became an unlikely poster boy.” Cobain openly rejected the corporate machinery of the entertainment industry and the racism, queer-baiting and misogyny so familiar to rock’n’roll. He gave the middle finger to mainstream culture but did so with the kind of fractured, attention deficient laziness characteristic of his age-mates. “He was the ultimate, intelligent slacker” says Kerr. “He openly rejected it all.” It was this apparent absence and rejection of effort that catapulted him to a status that will be preserved by an entire generation.”

I agree, and I think that he epitomises the idea that people can have success without trying, and also showed that the push for fame and into his private life from the meda and the public drove him to his death.

I was bound to write about this sometime, so here goes…

About four years ago, at the anniversary of Nirvana’s Nevermind, I read a magnificent article in the Age by Charles R Cross. It was an excerpt from one of many Kurt Cobain biographies, and it drew me into wanting to explore the life and music of Kurt and Nirvana.

Being a child from a relatively strict upbringing, and not having too many friends as a child, I did not know much of Nirvana during their prime, apart from Smells Like Teen Spirit. I was around nine when Nevermind was released, and 13 when Kurt died. Thinking about it now, it’s surprsing that I wasn’t into them as a kid because my parents liked such a wide range of music. I sort of thought the grunge era was too rough, and far heavier than the Southern Sons and Martika playing in my cassette player. I remember my babysitter idolising Kurt and when he died, she showed me a glad-wrapped copy of Who magazine featuring his famous black and white portrait, with his large empty eyes and stubble. I couldn’t comprehend the fascination he brought to the hoardes of fans, from pre-teens and teenagers to middle aged professionals. Watching some Nirvana docos more recently, I see now how Nirvana was the rebirth of rock and roll in the 1990s, and that Kurt demonstrated that ordinary person like him and two mates could jam in the garage and write superhits, to become one of the biggest bands in the world.

I’ve read countless articles on Nirvana and several Kurt Cobain biographies, and it’s this documentation about the era that encouraged me to listen to the music. And I have to say, Unplugged is one of the most beautiful albums I’ve heard. Reading the passion that fans felt from Nirvana and Kurt, and the commentary that he was just a troubled, not troublesome man, makes me desperately feel that I want to experience that exact time when Nirvana were at the prime, when Kurt was an icon for every teenager, and when record companies and his wife weren’t milking his legacy for every suicidal penny. As morbid as it sounds, I wish I could have mourned with the masses. Yet I wouldn’t even class myself as a big fan of the band. There’s something beautiful and captivating about Kurt, and a great sense of belonging, and I just want to have been a bigger part of that.

Last year I went to see some huge photos of Nirvana, taken from 1989 to 1992, at Mario’s cafe in Brunswick St. I’ve seen those pictures on countless magazine covers and t-shirts of apathetic teenagers. The photos were taken by Melody Maker and NME photographer Stephen Sweet. They were the size of windows, larger than life, and I felt like this was one of the closest spaces that I’d get to Kurt Cobain. Ironically - and I did pause for a moment to wonder whether my actions were in poor taste - I went to view the photos on the 10th anniversary of Kurt’s death (April 5 2004), which was in the same week as my friend’s attempted suicide by shooting himself in the head. I marveled at the photos, and wondered what he would look like now, whether he would still be making music, and whether he will be happy.

In a recent interview with Dave Grohl on Enough Rope, he was talking about the way he loves life, and his stance on drugs (for the record, he is anti-drug). It was such a powerful collection of words exchanged between him and Andrew, and it made me wish he could have helped Kurt in some way.

ANDREW DENTON: Let’s finish on something that is really great that Shirley Manson from Garbage said about you. The lead singer of the Libertines, Pete Doherty, recently survived an overdose leading that classic rock’n'roll lifestyle. When asked, “What would you say to Pete Doherty”, she said, “I wouldn’t say anything. I would get him to talk to David Grohl. He is full of life. He is into the joy of life, not some hackneyed rock’n'roll cliche.” Is that how you feel about life, joyous?

DAVID GROHL: Absolutely, yeah. Yeah, I mean, with someone like Pete from the Libertines, who I have never met, God, it’s like a biography that you have read 10 times before. It doesn’t have to be that way. I’m not one to preach to anybody. I’ve had my share of fun, too. But music is such a beautiful thing. I would hate to see it suffer to something like drugs. What a drag. What a waste. Such a bummer. In a way it is almost glorified, you know. “Wow, he must be a bad ass, he is living the life.” To me it just seems like, “God, don’t do it.” It’s such a cliched dead end.” But at the same time I don’t mind drinking half a bottle of whiskey every now and then with some friends. (From Enough Rope on ABC TV)

That just made me really happy to know that the rock and roll lifestyle is not all drugs and partying, and that musicians also want to show their respect for the music by not indulging in excess.

I am sure Kurt respected the music, but the fame made the music something else to him. Through a life of not trying to succeed, ultimate success brought him down.

Readership

Filed under: General

It’s heartening to know what sort of people are visiting (though doubtfully reading) this blog.

My intentions for this blog is to allow me to write in a creative, entertaining manner, but also to discuss interesting issues,and relevant material for my studies.

However, people have found my site by googling ‘bec cartwright baby bump’, ‘tamara jaber lyrics’, ‘naked tamara jaber’, ‘brothel’, ‘natalie imbruglia fhm’ and ‘beau brady’. So I guess it is partly my fault as those words can be found within this blog, however, I do believe that my writing is a little more sophisticated than the topics visitors are searching for. Pleasingly, I’ve seen that a few googlers have found my blog through ‘appropriation and poetics’, ‘copyright and mashups’ , ‘glocalisation’ and even my name. I guess my blog is able to provide information about topics that I’m interested in and studying.

So, I thought that this entry would also serve a purpose to googlers with a mission:

To encourage more visitors to my blog by including various attention grabbing keywords.

Firstly, the words and phrases that I wouldn’t like people to have searched for to find my blog:

Big Brother
Paris Hilton sex tape
terrorism
bec cartwright’s baby bump
tamara jaber is talented
Jordan’s breasts
kyle sandilands
kyle sandilands and tamara jaber’s sex tape
beau brady nude pics
Courtney love is beautiful

And the words that I would encourage people to google:
Carly Findlay
sqoggle
sqoggle poetry
poetry
copyright, appropriation and mash-ups
copyright and recording artists
ARIA
kurt cobain
darren hayes
fish in sequinned jackets
paul hester
crowded house
rockwiz
enough rope
natalie imbruglia
rearranging the stars
eucalyptus love
RMIT
new media
pleistocene porn

Now I’ll wait and see….
hehehe :)

18 June: this has been the way viewers have come to my site:

Google: shirley manson nude 1 / 4:21
2 Google: tamara jaber sex 1 / 2:56
3 Google: imbruglia pregnant 1 /category/celebrity-popstastic-fantastic 2:35
4 Google: tamara ooh ahh video clip 1 /category/general/ 2:22
5 DIRECT 1 /2005/04/02/looby-lu/ 1:40
6 Google: luis vuitton jackets 1 /2005/04/28/liking-and-not-liking/ 0:09
7 DIRECT

June 14, 2005

Pleistocene Porn

Filed under: General

Interesting article in Der Spiegel looking at gender/sex/porn representation in the prehistoric ages.

Sex in the Stone Age - Pornography in Clay
By Matthias Schulz

I had a conversation with my manager a few weeks ago about the film 9 Songs, and that art becomes pornography when it’s the artist’s intention to make it that way. And that when I stuidied the Venus of Willendorf at school, I never thought of it as being pornogrpahic, but as a representation of the woman and her child bearing purpose in those ages. Her body was curved and featured large breasts, and she was without facial features, perhaps depicting her purpose as a woman was not beauty bu to serve as a child bearer. However, in modern porn, the idea of fertility and child bearing is rarely if not ever depicted (well, I can’t back this up seeing I’ve never watched any), and beauuty and the slim female form is desireable.

In the art (or porn) from the prehistoric ages, the men were depicted as hunters and strong. In the modern day, the representation of the male in pornography, or even sexually potent mainstream film or plays, are also depicted as strong and buff.

Perhaps audiences experience feelings other than what the creator intended. Maybe Stone Age men jerked off to the Venus of Willendorf? Or modern day men still do? Perhaps viewers (voyuers?) watch (intended) pornography for its artistic and aesthetic qualities and do not get a rise from it? Or they visit art galleries because it’s not as frowned upon as going to an adult entertainment complex hidden down some dingy back street. I once read a reader’s letter to the Modern Guru in The Age that told of the reader’s discomfort when her coupled friends sneak off to a dim corner of an art gallery to have a bit of slap and tickle.

The lines between art and pornography are blurry, and with censorship being more lenient nowadays (anyone can walk into a film to see ‘art’ but really they may be going to get their rocks off, nevermind the storyline), art-pornography is far more accessible.

Arranged Marriage meets technology

In my quest to find interesting articles for tonight’s Writing for the Media class, I came across this one from New York Metro.

Is Arranged Marriage Really Any Worse Than Craigslist?“Auntie,” I said with exasperation, “I will speak to the boy only.”

By Anita Jain

A funny look at a modern Indian woman’s view on arranged marriages in the 21st Century.

Arts and letters daily

My Writing for the Media lecturer pointed this wonderful site to the class:

Arts and letters daily.

Really useful to access high quality, well written articles, some hard news, columns, feature articles.






















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